Ten Percenter – Part 2

June 6th, 2006 by PhilaLawyer

Ne mangez pas l’acide marron.

15 Responses to “Ten Percenter – Part 2”

  1. Eugene says:

    I’m such a fan of your writing.
    I loved the explanation of the Ten Percenter. I finally see why I just can’t take a lot of shit seriously, and why other people find that strange.

  2. Corey says:

    This is easily one of the best-written pieces I’ve seen on any of the new Festering Ass sites. Bravo!

  3. anonymous red dot says:

    Congrats, it was a good read. As mentioned before, many will be drawn to the 10% idea and identify themselves as in it – it gives a James Dean cool feel to social identity. This can only add to people’s liking of your writing.

  4. Scott says:

    “This can only add to people’s liking of your writing.” <– gunner.

  5. Nobody Important says:

    “eek” shoud be eke.

  6. Quado says:

    Hahah, so many lawyers are blow addicts and E-freaks. Even some of the prosecutors I work with.
    Great story, i honestly think the only people that do more smack and dope than law students are med students.

  7. Chester says:

    Very HST, in a good way.

  8. slinky says:

    This is awesome! I hope you write a book as I’d love to take you with me on my travels.

  9. Scootah says:

    I can see lawyers as Coke heads, or even meth heads. But E-tards? Thats gotta be a fucking weird combination. Loved up + Prosecutor asshole = Shroom heads can’t dream this shit up.

  10. Chris says:

    I think my favorite part about this whole story is that you describe most 1st and 2nd year law students so well. They know the law from reading all the cases but they have yet to learn how the law works in practice. It’s too bad the person throwing the party wasn’t one of those 1st years who would go on spraying constitutional rights to the cops.
    Completely AMAZING story though.

  11. john says:

    Why don’t you just become a journalist or something? Because deep down you love being a lawyer and shoving it down peoples’ throats like Tucker and his law degree

  12. Reiku says:

    Congratulations john, you have just announced your small penis size and/or inferiority complex…
    …as I have just announced the fact that I’m an asshole who likes kicking fools in their foolishness–possibly for some of the same reasons.
    Ah well, it’s entertaining.
    Great story, by the way–it’s always enjoyable to hear an intelligent bashining of the majority for a change.
    As opposed to the ignorant majority-bashing so common today.
    Ah, but you weren’t really bashing them, were you–just being honest?
    It’s the truth that does the bashing–and that’s the best part.

  13. michael says:

    are you by chance a fan of hunter s thompson?

  14. dude says:

    after much experimentation, i have discovered your stories are best read to music. At the pace i read this two part story is best read to dark side of the moon, starting at the beginning and ending about 1/3 the way into “brain damage”

  15. anon says:

    Why can’t i read this story anymore?
    PL: Contract issue. Its in the book.

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