Comments on: The Nude Beach – Part 2

By: Sivan

Sivan — Wed, 08 Nov 2006 12:01:16 +0000

I read your story of getting pulled over. I just wanted to know can you sue the rental car company for that? Because it happened to me also.. Just wondering if you think i have a chance at suing them. It is an big rental car company

By: joseph

joseph — Fri, 27 Oct 2006 19:31:14 +0000

This whole little segment reminds me a great deal of Hunter S. Thompson, both in general and how he describes his experiences with a particular bugatti in Kingdom of Fear.

By: PhilaLawyer

PhilaLawyer — Tue, 17 Oct 2006 18:32:21 +0000

I disagree. You’d have sheared yourself to a half a mile string of pulled pork along the road… The first few flips’d sting, but once the gravel ate down to the sinew, you’d slide along flicking off chunks like that space shuttle a few years back. A proper end. The Oldsmobuick would only have succeeded in taking out a hot dog cart or a small drive thru. Ignominious – doing 15 for vehicular humicide of an illegal alien, which is illegal.
What can I say? She wanted me to try it on. I wonder if she ever became a ballerina…
The roman candle penis was possibly the most wrongheaded Halloween costume of all time. I shudder when I think we could have gone up like those goofy metalheads in Rhode Island. Imagine that horror – your last breath ebbing out to “Once Bitten, Twice Shy.” Like I always said, Jesus is a rock snob.
No soccer mom drives a Porsche. That’s a gold-digging stepmom dragging the acned brats to the Ritalin den.

By: Rosie Palmer

Rosie Palmer — Mon, 16 Oct 2006 17:01:30 +0000

I too wish I had eaten shit on that bike! Sadly the more hammered I get the more my innate sense of self preservation takes over. At 150mph, I couldn’t have fallen off of that thing if I’d wanted to. Now driving home in that ’78 Oldsmobuick with a head full of acid. That’s the way I should have gone out!
Yup, “trailing” you are correct. I was looking at the photos of you in a traning bra when I was typing that… My bad.
Interesting that you were thinking about my “crotch rocket” while I was thinking about you in a training bra.
Pizza! Pizza!
Oh, and the fin comes up at 45. It’s to make the soccer mom’s feel like they are hauling ass.

By: ddd

ddd — Mon, 16 Oct 2006 12:17:37 +0000

how does one get lost trying to find Haulover Beach from Ft. Lauderdale? Drive East until you reach the ocean, then drive South. You can’t miss it. If you thought Gunnison Beach was a freakshow…….

By: HAHA

HAHA — Fri, 13 Oct 2006 18:51:13 +0000

OWNED

By: Philalawyer

Philalawyer — Fri, 13 Oct 2006 14:44:57 +0000

It’s “traiLing throttle oversteer,” you dim bastard. The fin comes up over 80. But then, I wouldn’t expect much more from one with a skullful of shit about physics…
“The wheel covers increase aerodynamics. Better gas mileage.” On an Olds 98, indeed. But what about the ornamental tire cover on the back trunk?
You should have hit a pole in that crotch rocket you had years ago. Walked off stage with The King, instead of this early onset Alzheimer’s/Maker’s hallucinosis.

By: Rosie Palmer

Rosie Palmer — Thu, 12 Oct 2006 18:09:20 +0000

It’s called “training throttle oversteer” you dolt. At 100 aero has very little to do with it… Of course as speed increases aero forces increase exponentially to speed, but you don’t get much down around a hundred.
Pizza! Pizza!

By: Drunk Nanpa

Drunk Nanpa — Thu, 12 Oct 2006 04:47:18 +0000

Oddly like getting pulled over by cops in Japan. No guns, but the same sort of cocky bullshit.