Comments on: Thank God I Have a Penis, Chapter 11235813

By: lol haha

lol haha — Tue, 06 Apr 2010 19:58:54 +0000

there is such a thing as vaginal reconstuction and omg if any woman has a child i beleive her parnter and her should really think about having this done!i had this done and things are better than ever & well worth the money my sexlife is awsome but it does take time to make it to where its not totally painful for her it took about two years and it is still painful but in a damn good way !!!!! i had every thing put back and my husband said its like screwing a virgin every time it is a win win surgery the way i see it !!!why fuck her if she cant feel it and if she is not wrapped all the way around you when you are in her then she isnt enjoying it either !good luck to all !

By: Drew

Drew — Fri, 02 Apr 2010 00:34:24 +0000

Childbirth is a cakewalk compared to PTSD.
Delicious oppression cake.

By: Drew

Drew — Wed, 24 Mar 2010 15:48:11 +0000

Well, 10 men go to jail for every one woman.
Men get drafted, have to provide for the ladies, etc.
A girl’s life is a string of handouts from birth. A man gets the empty collection platter.
And all that girly stuff is just nature. Nobody has to wear makeup or be a gold digger, it’s just icing on the delicious cake that is “oppression.”

By: KateLaw

KateLaw — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 19:39:35 +0000

Love your writing, but this one was hard to read and scared the hell out of me…. I am totally supportive of keeping the man out of the whole birthing process. My sister is a surgeon and, after doing her L&D rotation, she recommended excluding the old hubby from the horror or at least having strict rules about where he may sit/look. That’s how she ended up doing it and that’s what I plan to do too. I don’t want to risk ruining the magic for the future b/c he’s got some gruesome images of my c-u-next-tuesday haunting him & inhibiting things. No thanks.

By: Dennis

Dennis — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 20:36:55 +0000

I first encountered childbirth horror when my roommate suggested I watch Knocked Up. After the movie, I remember slowly walking out of my room, handing him the dvd and saying “what.the.fuck?”

He replied that the worst thing about childbirth is not even the looks, its the SMELL. Something he says will stay with you for awhile.

So, guys, impart some wisdom on the young buck. How do I get my woman NOT to be pissed as hell because I am in the lobby. Do they understand that it might fuck me up to go and see this shit?

By: Dr. Backman

Dr. Backman — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 00:56:57 +0000

A wise man once told me “never look the vagina in the eye” whilst the woman is giving childbirth…

By: Reagen

Reagen — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 13:25:59 +0000

Even as a woman, your post has made me never want to experience child birth. I’m not sure what else to even say. Thank you, I guess…

By: Adam

Adam — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 00:15:01 +0000

Holy Jesus Christer, your editor wasn’t kidding that that’s a mental image that won’t go away quickly. The “foreskin garnish” put me over the edge.

The first time I ever saw a real vagina on film, it was in that John Lithgow narrated “Miracle of Life” from PBS. All that pubic hair and that little thing slipping out of it scarred me a bit. The first real vagina I ever saw in person was dead and preserved in formaldehyde. I was fine for that one. It was in a museum. Don’t get any ideas.

By: Rosie Palmer

Rosie Palmer — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 01:17:09 +0000

Goddamn… you are such a pussy! Did your wife make you write that?! PIZZA! PIZZA!

By: Sam

Sam — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 05:30:30 +0000

This was hilarious and terrifying, and I for damn sure will be wearing condoms for a while after reading it.